1. |
Bigfoot's Theme
02:18
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This song is about a sasquatch named Bigfoot
It's called Bigfoot's Theme!
I said Bigfoot get away from me!
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2. |
Leo, the Astrology Sign
03:46
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I was in the drive-thru
To get some fast food
When I met this girl
Her name was Jackie
She had some acne
And she gave my head a whirl
And as she hands me my change
I was feeling sort of strange
Is she being nice to me?
Or maybe it’s flirting I see
She hands me my drink
And gave me a wink
And closed the window
My cheeks turned bright red
Stomach upset
And felt like a weirdo
And as she walking away
And I think of what to say
Should I give her my number
Not sure if I’ll annoy her
She gave me my food
And I was looking at her
And I did not speak
She said “enjoy your food”
And I said “you too”
And I felt real weak
And as I drove home
I felt so alone
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3. |
Nose Castle
03:41
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There’s a party at the Nose Castle
Everyone’s invited to the shin dig
Except for the peasents
Pity the poor man
We don’t live that kind of life
There’s cookies in the Nose Castle
Cookies for the rich men and women
None for the poor man
Pity the peasents
They can’t live that kind of life
And throw away the good food that fell on the ground
It’s infected with bacteria right about now
You’re gonna get the AIDS
You’re gonna get the cancer
And you will certainly die
And toss it in the garbage and it will go to the dump
No person will not get any not even a crumb
The flies will get it now
No man will see it now
It’s buried in our waste
And if you go to the party this it what you’ll find
The richest peoples and families that are alive
No middle class men
No working families
They don’t live that kind of life
And throw away the good food that fell on the ground
It’s infected with bacteria right about now
You’re gonna get the AIDS
You’re gonna get the cancer
And you will certainly die
And toss it in the garbage and it will go to the dump
No person will not get any not even a crumb
The flies will get it now
No man will see it now
It’s buried in our waste
In our own waste
There is music in the Nose Castle
The finest string quartet in the village
There’s no guitarist
No funky jazz tunes
We don’t live that kind of life
But there’s no one in the Nose Castle
Everyone’s just chillin in the village
It’s lonely at the top
We won’t see the bottom
We don’t live that kind of life
And throw away the good food that fell on the ground
It’s infected with bacteria right about now
We’re gonna get the AIDS
We’re gonna get the cancer
And we will certainly die
And toss it in the garbage and it will go to the dump
No person will not get any not even a crumb
The flies will get it now
No man will see it now
It’s buried in our waste
In our own waste
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4. |
Hulk Dab
00:26
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5. |
Ponds and Wetlands
05:32
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Greetings to the spirit
How I wish I could see
That house was haunted
But it’s hard to believe
Your absence makes me scared
I can’t sleep at night
But this bond that we share
Kept that home warm and bright
You’ll swim through the wetlands
Watch me bathe in the pond
You’ll filter my life
As I soak up in the sun
With all these meds that I take
Are giving me a bellyache
And I feel like they’re not helping
And when I feel sad and alone
I think of you but you’re not here
But I hope you’re out there somewhere
Yeah!
You’ll swim through the wetlands
Watch me bathe in the pond
You’ll filter my life
As I soak up the sun
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6. |
Carvin
01:29
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7. |
Night-Blooming Cereus
03:49
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My Night-Blooming Cereus is decaying away
Now I won’t be able to play my organ today
The pipes are turning yellow now instead of green
And my friend is slowly dying and it’s sad to see
Pretty soon we’ll have to chop her down
Instead of yellow she’s turning brown
Reaching her arms towards the moon
But no flowers are gonna bloom
My Night-Blooming Cereus is in the cemetery
My hands are stabbed with thrones from the body I carried
My palms are slowly bleeding now as I start to cry
But I know it’s time to move and accept she died
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Take me to your Grandma's House
It's important don't you see?
Cannibals are everywhere
Hey we have a place to be
Driving to your Grandma's House
Road is closed not so lucky
We have to find another path
Can't see outside it's too muggy
We step out of your Grandma's car
The fog is black it's really creepy
I squeeze tightly on your small hand
I really hope I am asleep
We're close to your Grandma's House
It's over there by the dome
Mort flesh is in the tall grass
Looks like we are not alone
Now we're at your Grandma's House
As we knock we hear screaming
Your sweet Grandma opens the door
Her eyes gouged out and slowly bleeding
Your Grandma crashes on the floor
Behind her are fresh brownies
They kinda smell like rotting flesh
Awarded best in the county
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Buy our shirt!
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10. |
Boston
01:11
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11. |
What's Your Sign?
03:32
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Hey, hey what’s your sign?
I’m the fish
Oh that totally makes sense!
Yeah I know that makes a whole bunch of sense yeah I know
What’s your sign? (What’s your sign?)
Mine’s a Gemini (Mine’s a Taurus)
Mine’s a Taurus (Mine’s a [insert an astrology sign])
Mine’s a stupid fucking dinosaur
What’s your Sign?
Are we compatible?
I don’t know
I sure hope so
What’s your sign?
Here I’ll tell you mine
Are we compatible?
I say Mercury is in retrograde
That’s why I’m asking so god damn crazy
What’s your sign? Where were you born?
I bet you are a Capricorn
What’s your Sign?
Are we compatible?
I don’t know
I sure hope so
What’s your sign?
Here I’ll tell you mine
Are we compatible?
Yeah!
Now can you please tell what’s your sign?
[blabber about astrology]
Oh that totally makes sense
But I wanna ask Robbie what’s your sign? (I’m an Aries)
I don’t get along with those people
I said
What’s your Sign?
Are we compatible?
I don’t know
I sure hope so
What’s your sign?
Here I’ll tell you mine
Are we compatible?
Yeah!
What’s your sign? (What’s your sign?)
Mine’s a Gemini (Mine’s a Taurus)
Mine’s a Taurus (Mine’s a [insert an astrology sign])
Mine’s a stupid fucking dinosaur
I don’t think we’re compatible
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12. |
Resolution #9
00:13
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13. |
Nemo Approved / Coda
05:09
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The Dittemores Chandler, Arizona
Indie/Instrumental Rock band from Chandler, Arizona
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